bit of an auscore post but ll straight suck ur dick off for a caramello koala
imagine hagrid played by danny devito with forced perspective
ah i see youve noticed me walking in my pants made of windbreaker material
mom: are you ever gonna clean your room?
sometimes all u can say is “yikes” and just move tf on lol
person: so what have you been up to
me: (speaking very humble) well, I just got some new carpet.. it’s plush…
person: (trying not to sound envious) pl… plush? wow. I hear thats the nicest of all carpets
me: oh it’s nothing..